— 2025 —

Alexander's
Dating Wrapped

A year of extensive field research
with a last minute proposal for Amanda McCants.

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The Searcher
Good times in the South of France

"The Man Behind the Data"

Investor · Dancer · Foodie · Frequent Flyer

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First Dates Logged
5


Prospects Evaluated

Quality over quantity, always.

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Market Segmentation

The Archetypes

20%

The Grounded One

Loved everything about me except my passport.

20%

The European Chapter

Unexpected twist in Spain. Great story, but ended up a vignette.

20%

The Question Mark

We were good on paper, but didn't vibe IRL.

20%

The Aesthetic

10/10 presentation. Unfortunately we read different books.

20%

The Dance Floor

Electric rhythm. Unfortunately didn't translate to off the dance floor.

TBD%

Amanda McCants

Shooting my shot. In Miami rn and will be in LA in a couple months.

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Sourcing Strategy

How We Met

0%
Dating Apps
20%
Referrals
80%
In The Wild

"I don't swipe. I approach."

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Top Sourcing Venues

Where We Met

🏰 European Fortress South of Spain
🎸 House Concert Intimate venue
🍽️ Gourmet Restaurant Fine dining
🪩 Dance Floor Where words are optional
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Conversion Rates

The Funnel

5 First Dates
2 Follow On Dates
0 Became Serious

"Highly selective. Looking for my Amanda McCants."

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Community Guidelines

Status: Gentleman

0
Blocked
0
Muted
0
Unhinged Texts

"Dignity maintained. Boundaries set."

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Girlfriends Acquired
0

The position remains unfilled
due to rigorous hiring standards.

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2026 Candidate Profile

What I'm Looking For

Tall & Fit — can keep up cheering at a USC game, on the dance floor, or on the slopes

Travel-Ready — owns a passport and actually uses it

Quick Wit — fluent in humor and business

Intellectually Curious — actually reads

Looks Devastating — in a formal gown or my t-shirt

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2026 Outlook

I'm Your Last First Date

You dated 6. I dated 5.
That's 11 "interviews" with no long term result.
I'm not applying for "a job."
I'm proposing M&A.

One date. Just us. No expectations
I'll design the experience. You bring the wit.

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