A year of extensive field research
with inconclusive results.
"The Man Behind the Data"
Investor · Dancer · Frequent Flyer · Still Single
02 — 11Prospects Evaluated
Quality over quantity. Mostly.
03 — 11Loved everything about me except my passport.
Plot twist in Spain. Great story, open ending.
She kept asking herself if she liked me. Answer: no.
10/10 presentation. We read different books.
Electric rhythm. Zero logic.
"I don't swipe. I approach."
"Highly selective. Perpetually available."
07 — 11"Clean record. Dignity intact."
08 — 11The position remains unfilled
due to rigorous hiring standards.
Tall & Fit — can keep up on a dance floor and a hiking trail
Travel-Ready — owns a passport and actually uses it
Quick Wit — fluent in sarcasm
Intellectually Curious — actually reads
Looks Devastating — in a black dress
You dated 6. I dated 5.
That's 11 interviews and zero offers accepted.
I'm not applying for the job. I'm acquiring the company.
One date. Just us.
I'll bring the passport. You bring the wit.
Your Potential Acquirer
Alexander Golding
561.314.9707
alex@alexandergolding.com
Your Response
Leave your number or email. I'll handle the rest.
Expect to hear from me soon.